Live From the Asian Delight Bed and Breakfast
Yo dogs, I’m in Rome. First time in Italy for me. First time on the European continent, actually, come to think of it. And I’ve been to foreign language countries before and gotten by just fine, but we didn’t even look up how to say fundamental Italian phrases. I really wish I knew how to say “sorry.” This has got to be the most unorganized trip I’ve ever been on, but I’m really ok with that. Makes things adventurous, right? I walked through my dark neighborhood streets of London at 2am this morning to get to the bus station, totally paranoid because my bag (which I was dragging behind me) kept getting off balance and tripping me up and it was like “hey, I’m just screaming to be victimized!” One safe arrival to the bus, one bus ride and one sketchy Ryanair flight later, I made it to Rome and the previous transits were all a blur. Asian Delight is where I’m staying. Totally weird name for a bed and breakfast, but turns out that it’s actually just a really nice, rustic apartment. This is way better than my apartment in London, but really, my apartment in London is a piece of shit, so it doesn’t take a whole lot to top it. Got ripped off by the “cab driver” who said he was going to take us to Vatican City, but really he stopped at a gas station a few bocks away from the Vatican and said “I need petrol, Vatican five minute walk,” forcing us to sprint several blocks back and forth in the rain tying to find wherever the hell we were supposed to meet our tour group (we were running late—traffic in Rome is nuts!). But we made it. Sistine Chapel and the rest of Vatican City have been seen by my eyes. And I think my neck is still aching from all the ceiling gazing. And I’ve eaten some really delicious pizza and pesto pasta and I can tell that this week in Italy is going to make my stomach happy.





